Planet Hanyu and nearby systems celebrate King Hanyu's Birthday
December 7, 2017
THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE
Planet Hanyu and nearby systems celebrate King Hanyu's Birthday
By Hydroblade
Since the early hours of the 7th, numerous messages spanning the whole planet and our Solar Skating System have been reaching the King's palace. For this occassion, Prime Minister Pooh set some of his subordinates near the gates of the King's year-round residence near Cricket Hills to gather all the gifts and sort the messages. The King usually spends his birthday on important Royal Visits; this time and due to unforeseen circumstances, he is staying at home, presumably following the Grand Prix Final.
The whole Solar Skating System is celebrating the life of our King, a testament of how much everyone appreciates him and what he has done for the System. A Pooh rain of unprecedented proportions covered our Planet and Mt. Irene has been generating a constant and steady stream of chocolate lava with hints of honeyed ginger.
"I am sure the King is appreciating all those displays of affection and appreciation that have been reaching us" Said Prime Minister Pooh as he directed the 315th cargo of gifts to the Royal Sorting Hall. "However, as you might know, the King returns to his ninja-like tendencies when he is staying in the Cricket Hills residence. I ask you for patience and your full support during this happy, but still difficult time".
No word from the King himself has been released, and this year's Special Birthday Package the citizens of the Planet get has been delayed. "I can't comment on that now, the priority is that the King heals completely to attend the All Japan competition later this month, and of course the Olympic games" Declared the Prime Minister squishing his own face.
We take this chance to extend our best wishes for the King, and hoping to see his smiling face worthy of a Mt. Irene eruption soon.
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