Dense fog enveloping Cricket Hills
January 18, 2018
THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE
Dense fog enveloping Cricket Hills
By Hydroblade
Since last week, a dense fog has been observed near the Cricket Hills area, completely obscuring the King's Base Camp. The crickets
are in a hibernation-like state, and even Mt. Irene has been unusually quiet. The temperature is at least 10 degrees colder than the rest of the planet and occasional blade noises are heard in the vicinity. Some minion Poohs have been observed guarding the limits of the blanket of fog, but they refused to answer any of our questions. Currently, the cause of the fog is unknown but it's suspected that the King himself ordered his weather-altering Poohs to shroud him for unknown reasons.
are in a hibernation-like state, and even Mt. Irene has been unusually quiet. The temperature is at least 10 degrees colder than the rest of the planet and occasional blade noises are heard in the vicinity. Some minion Poohs have been observed guarding the limits of the blanket of fog, but they refused to answer any of our questions. Currently, the cause of the fog is unknown but it's suspected that the King himself ordered his weather-altering Poohs to shroud him for unknown reasons.
Numerous attempts to contact the Prime Minister failed and Head of Advisors Brian Orser was spotted taking a trip to a nearby planet, and that opportunity was taken to ask about the King's condition. "I'm not allowed to say anything about Yuzu!" he nodded with a smile and said "Everything will be fine".
The Prime Minister's line is currently playing the Winnie the Pooh theme on loop, and there is no way to contact him for further information.
Earlier this morning, our office received a picture of a very satisfying blade track, with a blurry boot barely visible on a corner.
We hope that is a sign that our King is back in action and ready to fight for that gold this February.
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