Royal Intrigue Exposed!
October 23, 2017
THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE
Royal Intrigue Exposed!
By Hydroblade
After the recent explosion of Mt. Irene, and the sighting of Lady 4Lz, secrets from the palace have 
started to surface. An anonymous source has exposed the gossips and inner workings of our dear ruler's Harem, threatening the stability of court life. Among the names that were dropped are the Duchess of Biellmann, Duchess Sit Spin, Baroness Spread Eagle and Countess Ina Bauer. The informers mention that the Empress 3A's health isn't the best due to the imminent birth of Princess 4A but her sickness is normal for an expecting mother, not to mention that Princess 4A is predicted to be a very difficult baby.
The office of the Prime Minister refused to talk about these issues and assured us that these are just unfounded rumours and that the servants who started them will be punished. "The punishment for this kind of breach of trust is a diet of paprika and tending the PCS fields for a while" replied the Minister's office after our editor, very worried, asked what "punishment" meant in this case.
It was strongly advised that the citizens pay no attention to these rumours and instead join the celebration to welcome 4Lz to the family.
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