Nosebleed epidemic spreading through the Planet
October 6, 2017
The Afternoon Salchow
Nosebleed epidemic spreading through the Planet
By Hydroblade
Several reports from our citizens indicate that a dangerous nosebleed epidemic has appeared among the population. This comes right after the release of new informational brochures coming from the King's palace, where we can see recent pictures of King Yuzuru.
The pictures have been deemed too adorable and caution should be exercised when presented with them.
"We always expect these reactions from the people but this year the response has been overwhelming" said Prime Minister Pooh "This wasn't the intention of King Hanyu at all but a very unexpected side effect. Usually people can handle the pictures."
For the safety of the people, all pictures of the King from that photoshoot must be shown with a warning so everyone can prepare themselves to look at the cuteness of our Overlord.
The King himself made no comment but this picture shown on the left was sent to our editorial office with a note requesting to be included in the article.
This epidemic is expected to come back when more of the pictures of the King's recent Fantasy on Ice party wearing cat ears surface in an upcoming informational brochure.
Please go to your nearest hospital as soon as you start experiencing the nosebleeds. The Pooh doctors are trained in these kind of situations and will help you return to normal.
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