THE KING IS BACK!
February 12, 2018
THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE
THE KING IS BACK!
By Hydroblade
Our dear King has emerged from the Cricket Hills Camp and finally arrived to Pyeongchang. Heavily guarded, he appeared in good spirits.
During his first practice, we noticed he found a way to sneak Prime Minister Pooh's soul in the form of cake, and as such, we couldn't reach the Prime Minister for any declarations.
A care package containing various strawberry related products and a slice of "special" (we are not sure what this means) Strawberry Shortcake has begun to arrive to the Planet's citizens. Mt Irene was observed releasing celebratory swirls of cake-scented smoke with light gold dustings which will greatly please the cricket population at Mt. Irene National Park.
We await for more information but in the meantime, a sweet cream stained note arrived to our offices, declaring today a public holiday to celebrate the return of our King.
Let's cheer for him and send all our positive energy so we can continue to see his smile.
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