Planet Hanyu's population prepares for Mt. Irene eruption
As Mt. Irene's activity increases, the citizens of Planet Hanyu have been seen preparing for the inminent 
eruption. Citizens have been seen panic-shopping, buying (among other stuff) big quantities of hats, alcohol and chocolate. The atmosphere of nervousness prevails as the tweeting earthquakes have entered a period of worrying silence and the maple crickets' "shuu" and "paa"s have changed into "su-ton" and "su-pan". As we know, this change in the noise pattern indicates that the eruption could happen as this article is being read.
eruption. Citizens have been seen panic-shopping, buying (among other stuff) big quantities of hats, alcohol and chocolate. The atmosphere of nervousness prevails as the tweeting earthquakes have entered a period of worrying silence and the maple crickets' "shuu" and "paa"s have changed into "su-ton" and "su-pan". As we know, this change in the noise pattern indicates that the eruption could happen as this article is being read.
Distant flutes and ghostly off-key chants have been heard in the vicinity of Mt. Irene however, it isn't clear if this has any connection to the eruption.
There were attempts to reach the king but all calls have been attended by Prime Minister Pooh, who refused to give us its predictions and only sent small jars of the King's special Chopin Honey and a small note filled with emojis attached to the box, which is still being deciphered by the Department of Cryptology.
The population is advised by the Planet Hanyu Geological Institute to keep as calm as possible and try to relax with sessions of Warhorse Bingo.
More on this story as it develops.
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