Massive eruption of Mt Irene brings joy to Planet Hanyu citizens.
September 23,2017
The Daily Spread Eagle Express
Massive eruption of Mt Irene brings joy to Planet Hanyu citizens.
By Hydroblade
A World Record level eruption of Mt Irene was observed today.
The eruption is comparable to the Great Chopin Eruption of 2015, surpassing it almost 3 points on the Score-Type Eruption Scale.
Prime Minister Pooh gave a few words: "Recently we received a small flock of swans at the king's palace. Their presence proved beneficial for our King, as their wings provided comfort to work through this score-type Eruption. My head is also a bit sore because of all the squishing but we're very happy with the king's results".
The Eruption contained approximately 112.78 tons of blue, white and gold glitter and, surprisingly, pancakes.
Another eruption is expected today, prbably a Costume-type Eruption.
Either way, Planet Hanyu's citizens are well stocked with chocolate and alcohol to make it through the eruptions.
Be on the lookout for the smelling salt emissions in case you start feeling dizzy.
More on this story as it develops.
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